Skanks XV
1) Rihanna
This woman deserves the top skank rating for purely making herself more of a mess this year. To put it another way, that vile and revolting tattoo she got under her breasts proved way over the top. She might as well cover the other parts of her body to look mega skank!
To add to that, anyone who wants to get back with their ex that infamously beat her up a couple of years ago is quite frankly naive and dam foolish! Find a nice bloke Rihanna!
2) Helen Flanagan
With her outrageous party antics, garish fashion sense and her customary pout, this lass has been all over the UK press this year and her most infamous so-called "15 minutes" were on that drivel that is "I'm A Celebrity", where her breasts earned a lot of airtime, which no doubt pleased the male viewers big style!
Unfortunately, she also seems to be way out of touch with the outside world and this was proved when she posted a picture on her Twitter page of herself in nothing more than her smalls holding a gun to her head, just after the massacre at Sandy Hook school in the USA. She said her excuse was a "hangover" and the picture was "taken out of context", but it just goes to show that she just wanted some extra publicity. Quite frankly, she needs a hell of a lot less!
Here's a reality star that all she does best is pout! Besides that, it's also flaunting her surgically-enhanced breasts all over lads mags and photoshoots. I'm thinking she is like Kelly Brook, but without all the naturalness and classiness. Just pure vile and one lady that is more than likely very high maintenance. Not sure how her current beau is coping with all the attention she's getting, must be getting him down!
Let's be honest, I'm slighty surprised to see this lady on the skank list. I mean she's got good looks and a great figure, but unfortunately its her misfortunes and life choices that place her on this list. After all, she's never been squeaky clean.
It all started in March 2012 when the now infamous sex tape of her performing oral sex (quite badly, I've seen it!) on her ex boyfriend Justin Edwards was leaked onto the Internet. She then obtained an injuction banning the video and sued him, declaring "he messed with the wrong woman". Seriously, that's just naive and she should have known what she was letting herself in for as a lot of sex tapes do end up on the Internet these days.
She's had her fair share of boyfriends this year and in November started dating Newcastle football player Danny Simpson, which then spilt into a row with Danny's pregnant ex, claiming that Tulisa was a "homewrecker". Quite frankly, Tulisa, you need to make some better life choices. For starters, don't date a football player!!!
A lot of guys would probably be surprised by this entry on this list with the fact that a lot of people think she's a very attractive woman. Well yes (to a certain extant), but it's those vile looking tattoos that stand out when she's exposing the flesh, it makes her look just a tad skanky.
The most notable story she was involved in in 2012 was the infamous minor car crash she had as a passenger with will.i.am. He blamed his excessive chatter!
I also cannot understand why so many teenage girls idolise her, she's nothing special. There's plenty of better role models for girls out there!
Add to the fact that her music is as weak as a pint of Fosters and you know what you're letting yourself in for with this woman. Can't sing, has awful tattoos, oh and did I forgot to mention she only likes black guys? There you have it, her in a nutshell.
6) Fearne Cotton
I used to be a fan of this woman, listening to her natter on her Radio 1 morning show. Now I get really annoyed seeing her on TV and listening to her on radio, she just seems too full of herself and her presenting skills are as useless as a white crayon, which was perfectly illustrated this year when she helped to present the dire coverage of the Queen's Golden Jubilee pageant.
Not to mention that she is a self-confessed tattoo addict, which is complete skank. Now of course she is up the duff by her boyfriend, and will no doubt get countless amounts of publicity with endless range of maternity wear. The most notable thing is that she is off the Radio 1 airwaves for the time being. Long may that continue!
This woman has probably been one of the most irritating singers of 2012. A lot of the time when browsing music channels and radio stations, she has been cropping up quite a vast amount, with her animating yet annoying rapping style to go with her voluptuously curvaceous figure and outlandish fashion sense, not to mention her boobs which seem to poke out at every given opportunity.
The New York Times said that she is "the most influential female rapper of all time". How can they be so wrong! Her music is as dull as watching a tin of paint dry. Don't waste your coinage on her!
Another singer who has fastly become irritating. The press this year have seized on her ever slimming figure that the story has become as dull as a pint of Special Brew. Not to mention the fact her ongoing relationship with actor Liam Hemsworth, now that she's waiting to get hitched. Hurry up Miley, get hitched and disappear, your as interesting as a cow's backside!
This Welsh glamour model has had a change of fortune this year after the infamous affair with Ryan Giggs in 2011. The small matter is now, this lady is up the duff and has been parading her every increasing bump all over the place at various shindigs, as well as on her beloved Twitter page.
Seriously, it's just aimless and pointless publicity that is filling the tabloids no end. By the time this blog post is published, she would have hopefully faded away and had her sprog. Then we can breathe a sigh of relief!
You would have thought this infamous socialite would be classed as one of the hotties of 2012. But for me, she has been nothing short of irritating, I mean she is famous just for having a famous dad. Does this woman even do anything outside of the celebrity world (apart from spending her father's cash)?
Fortunately, Tamara did the clever thing of ditching her boyfriend back in July 2012, after a sleazy sex tape of him with other women was released! No doubt she will have a few male takers waiting in the wings, although the lucky one will have a huge task on his hands, as this woman is strictly high-maintenance, with a high urge to blow cash on clothes and countless bottles of champers. Not for me thanks!
Here's another socialite that has more publicity this year than the previous 11 skanks on this list. I for one is also irritated by this lady as she's basically famous for well, being famous so to speak, what with her famous curves and all!
Apart from launching another line of her own fragrances this year, Kim has been sorting out her relationship part of her life after her infamous 72-day marriage in 2011 by dating one of the worst rappers ever in the form of Kanye "I'm A Big Gangstar But I'm Not" West and on New Year's Eve 2012, Kim announced that her and Kanye are expecting a little nipper sometime in 2013. Good, now she can fade into obscurity and her very hot looking half sister Kendall Jenner can get some more tabloid exposure! That would be just the job!
This lady probably deserves the title of Britain's worst every glamour model, notably for the fact that she had the worst pair of fake boobs (now reduced of course) I've ever seen and being photographed wearing extremely slutty outfits with countless amounts of slap, not to mention the awful guys she has dated in the past.
In 2012, Katie was numerously photographed spending time with her toyboy Leandro Penna. Fortunately he found sense and ditched her in October. Really cannot understand what he saw in her. This woman should been consigned to the tabloid scrapheap a long time ago! It's long overdue!
Another pointless celebrity that deserves being on this list. She was infamously plucked from obscurity to appear on the drivel that was Celebrity Big Brother in 2006 and has been famous ever since.
Unfortunately for Chantelle this year, she was knocked up by the prat by the name of Alex "Cross dresser" Reid, and then broke up with him after he caused criminal damage at their home. Frankly both of them are a waste of publicity space and no doubt both will crawl onto the footnotes of gossip pages for the forseeable future.
This woman unanimously deserves the title of Britain's most ludicrous boobs, so much so that it pretty much demotes Katie Price's to 2nd place! Jodie has now developed into one of the most recognisable skanks in the UK with her now infamously recognisable fake boobs and now endless range of tattoos that it sickens the sight every time she (and her tatoos) gets the slightest amount of publicity.
Add to the fact that Jodie is now a bodybuilder, which has increased her skankness rating almost 10-fold and there you have it, one of Britain's ultimate skank ladies! Now that she's settled down with a TOWIE lad, it perfectly illustrates the point of a slab counter in a meat market.
This one-time cokehead of a popstar has continued to hog the publicity limelight this year, although she does seem to be getting her life back on track after numerous misfortunes and downfalls, most notably the infamous interview on This Morning in 2008 when she was practically wasted beyond all recognition. And of course there were the stories of her taking coke....
With regards to hogging the publicity limelight in 2012, it has mostly centered around Kerry's now well publicised yo-yo dieting and her atrocious fashion sense. Think its time to put away the cakes love and hire a decent stylist. There, that's your New Year's resolution for you! Oh, and not to mention finding a decent guy which as I write this, she seems to have found. Only time will tell...
There we have, the top skanky ladies in 2012. What do you think folks?
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